I am not a dragon slayer, nor a beautiful princess; I’m not even capable of waking up before noon. To say I was anything less than average would be a complete lie. My parents must have thought it was a joke to name me Heidi, seeing as the meaning is “Noble One” and the only noble thing I have ever…
my ascent into adulthood
this isn’t even a problem
I appreciate that his brother has successfully learned how to block the left boob grab.